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Monday, 19 November 2012

"This Mindless Crap Is News?"

"Retards, And Their Reporting"

Gary Burgess reports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Coz he was really a retarded reporter?

...To jump back into the arms of its owner!

Margaret the chicken who was on the run for around five weeks has returned home.

Margaret's owner, Marie got in touch with us this morning and said,

"I have no idea where she has been or what she has been doing, but bold as brass and looking thoroughly healthy she rocked up yesterday."

They searched far and wide for their feathered friend, but eventually gave up all hope of ever seeing her again.

Today, though, some good news - Margaret's back!

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