"Dead or Alive"
For the Murder of Jersey's Legal System!
Friday, 2 November 2012
"Cyril The Squirrel Turns Fugitive!"
"Where Did He Go?"
As we know, Cyril was supposed to be in court yesterday but was not obliged to attend as he was not given a lawful order by Bridget Shaw to do so.
Shaw didn't know what he meant by "A Lawful Order"....
This morning Cyril was contacted by police who notified him that there was an arrest order out for him. Cyril rang the officer back stating that he would attend court for the afternoon session, and did in fact attend court. When we got to the court we were informed that Cyril was not booked in to appear, so Cyril waited as I went into the Greffe's office to enquire if there was any magistrate in the court that afternoon. I was told by the lady on reception that no magistrate was present at that time.
Myself and Cyril already suspected some shenanigans and the news that no magistrate was in the building came as no surprise. I explained to the lady about the case and she insisted there was no one to hear it, this confirmed our suspicions that Cyril was being duped into appearing to enable him to be locked up for the weekend at the police station. I thanked the lady for her assistance and scarpered....
Cyril and I walked off up the road where we happened upon "a lowly pipe fitter" Rico Sorda, who almost fell over with laughter as we explained the debacle. At that point Rico spotted a number of men in white shirts with disgruntled faces who were pointing to where we were stood. I turned around to speak to Cyril and he was gone!!! I looked up, and my round little buddy was almost out of sight, clothes bag in tow.
Shortly after on my drive through town, I confess, I have never seen so many police cars in the space of three minutes, I counted seven in all. Were they looking for that elusive squirrel? It now appears that Cyril has turned fugitive, and all because of the criminality of Captain Shaw and her crew. All myself and Cyril have ever done is fought the system peacefully and lawfully, and having done so, we have been criminalized by a wretched Oligarchy whose crimes we could never match. Bridget Shaw is going to have some serious explaining to do, and with a commercial lien hanging over her!
Will the squirrel resurface on Monday?