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Wednesday, 29 August 2012

"Jersey's No 1 Criminal Fruitcake - Ian Le Marquand - Lies & Cheats Us Again"

"Inadvertently My Arse"

"The Tooth Fairy Told Me To Say It"

Witchfinder General of Jersey
 When is someone going to arrest this utter criminal?

Whether it's doctoring trial tape, committing fraud on the court,
lying to his peers, or covering up child abuse, this clown knows no boundaries!

If Trevor Pitman behaved like this madman, Trevor would be in prison by now!


  1. If Ian-LM's god exists; does he really see himself going to heaven ?

    I think he will (inadvertently) go to hell.
    He will meet a lot of his Friends and Prestitutes there

    I bet Lucifer's imps have already been issued with Tasers
    Just to soften him up before the real fun begins.

    Do you know where Satin traditionally likes to be kissed ?
    So even the foreplay will last an eternity :-)
    enjoy !

    1. Ian my child, {booming male voice}

      Is this the only time that you have borne false witness ?

      "Yes, yes oh merciful Lord"

      YES ! ... What do you mean "YES" ?

      You are going down my child ......

      Oh - For goodness sake! - Gabriel, be so kind as to cover up that mess.

      Hmmm... yes, we must get a toilet fitted in here.

  2. Aristotle has Le Marquand sussed :)

    "A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side."


  3. Ian.

    It is very difficult to view Senator Le Marquand as anything other than a fruit-cake to be straight with you. We would be here a very long time If I were to list all the reasons why but a couple that will stick in my mind, for the rest of my life, are when he told us on BBC State Radio (unchallenged by the presenter) that 65 children's teeth (some with root still attached) ALL fell through a gap in a (the same) floorboard at HDLG. He also told us he was going to give us a scandal concerning the integrity of an ACPO Officer, looked up the word "scandal" in the dictionary and didn't turn up to give us this scandal.

    If none of that describes him as a fruit-cake then this absolute peach should do the JOB!!

  4. Mick Gradwell as the Tooth Fairy is your best yet - best ever. Should be a print out for wall hanging.