I received a ticket whilst delivering a carpet to the house I was parked right outside.
I had left the delivery address on the dashboard of the van knowing I would be gone a couple of minutes, as that's all it takes for these parasites to spring into action!
When I returned, two to three minutes later, there it was, in all its splendour and glory,
The issuing parasite couldn't even wait a couple of minutes before scribbling out the fraudulent notice and sprinting off into the blue yonder!
Then came the notice and demand to attend the parish hall.
THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUN :)
I attended the parish hall armed with my Common Law knowledge and trusty tape recorder.
I was greeted by the grim face of Chef De Police, Terry Gorvel.
Ushered into his office, I sat down, and the battle commenced!
You will note that Gorvel states that the worksheet address I left on the dashboard....
It is quite clear to me that Gorvel is stating that his traffic wardens are incompetent imbeciles who cannot read an address on a sheet of plain paper.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE ???
Gorvel agreed at the outset that I could stand for the ticket, my self being the man using the automobile at the time, however, after tying him in knots with Common Law, he then reneged on his word.
The man is nothing but a lying crook
A week later I was forced to pay the fine as my pal, the van owner did not want the hassle of going to court, which I can understand.
Reluctantly, I went up to St Saviours Parish Hall to pay the fine,
in pennies and two's of course!
What happened next was simply amazing....
So, it's official, copper coins are 'NOT' legal tender!!!
This meadow muffin even suggested I change it at the bank?
Why would the bank accept monies that are 'NOT' legal tender???
Finally, as I was driving off, this halfwit came legging out the door with the bag of money, he placed the bag on the car park floor and scuttled off back inside.
Had St Saviours Parish Hall not acted with the disgusting greed and criminality that they did,
this money would have gone to Jersey Hospice.
The only positive from this episode was the stunningly beautiful Lady on reception
I might just go out and get another one :)
Ticket, that is !!!