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Thursday, 19 January 2012

"Common Law - Admiralty Law - And Your Straw Man" Part 15

"Ian gets a Parking Ticket!!!"

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"Common Law is the greatest protection anyone has against tyrannical Government and injustice. The States of Jersey have trampled the Law of the land into the dirt."
"The Great Deception"

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 SO, it was Ian's turn for the fraudulent treatment!

 I received a ticket whilst delivering a carpet to the house I was parked right outside.

I had left the delivery address on the dashboard of the van knowing I would be gone a couple of minutes, as that's all it takes for these parasites to spring into action!

When I returned, two to three minutes later, there it was, in all its splendour and glory,

"the tick-et"

The issuing parasite couldn't even wait a couple of minutes before scribbling out the fraudulent notice and sprinting off into the blue yonder!

Then came the notice and demand to attend the parish hall.


I attended the parish hall armed with my Common Law knowledge and trusty tape recorder.
I was greeted by the grim face of Chef De Police, Terry Gorvel.

Ushered into his office, I sat down, and the battle commenced!

You will note that Gorvel states that the worksheet address I left on the dashboard....

"That mean absolutely nothing to our guys whatsoever!"

It is quite clear to me that Gorvel is stating that his traffic wardens are incompetent imbeciles who cannot read an address on a sheet of plain paper.


Gorvel agreed at the outset that I could stand for the ticket, my self being the man using the automobile at the time, however, after tying him in knots with Common Law, he then reneged on his word.

The man is nothing but a lying crook

Unbelievable Fraud!!!

A week later I was forced to pay the fine as my pal, the van owner did not want the hassle of going to court, which I can understand.

Reluctantly, I went up to St Saviours Parish Hall to pay the fine,
in pennies and two's of course!

What happened next was simply amazing....

So, it's official, copper coins are 'NOT' legal tender!!!

What are these clowns on??? 

This meadow muffin even suggested I change it at the bank?
Why would the bank accept monies that are 'NOT' legal tender???

Finally, as I was driving off, this halfwit came legging out the door with the bag of money, he placed the bag on the car park floor and scuttled off back inside.

Had St Saviours Parish Hall not acted with the disgusting greed and criminality that they did,
this money would have gone to Jersey Hospice.


The only positive from this episode was the stunningly beautiful Lady on reception


I might just go out and get another one :)

Ticket, that is !!!


  1. hobby bobbies - voluntary tools who like dressing in BDSM gear

  2. so money is not 'legal tender' and unicorns can be found in rozel woods


    none of these non parking tickets tickets mention 'legal tender'

    looks like another rewrite job for not so sharpe

    hey Howard, how are you going to get around that one? a bill of exchange is for money not 'legal tender' is it not?


  3. Hee Hee,

    I can see a Securities Interest coming on!!!

  4. nice 1 ian way to go :)if you handed the money over and they did not accept it then there is no deubt to pay as you have offered the money and they have refused it as not being legal tender :)but ho hum if its not legal tender then how the hell can you change it at a bank !hahahahaha total idiots the lot of them.keep up the good work

  5. Hi Ian,

    I am surprised at the attitude of the Chef De Police to you. Clearly out of his depth with his lack of knowledge (dare one say 'ignorance'?) of the statutes that you are refusing to be bound to.

    One would have thought that as these cases have been happening over some period of time that "they" would know of these events. In the finance industry going to seminars to keep up to date is the norm - in fact, mandatory in some cases.

    And they have a cheek to say to us that not knowing the "law" is not an excuse.

    The Beano is not the Rag

  6. Beano....Gorvel is not ignorant, he is simply a brain dead servile imbecile who the likes of, are the cause of all the pain and misery in this world.

    Gorvel can be classed alongside shits like Ian Le Marquand who lie and cheat their way through life, enjoying all the trappings along the way, and shaft us using the protection of the SCUM from the Law Society!!!

    Terry Gorvel is a corrupt YES MAN wanker :)

  7. Straight talk never harmed anyone but the corrupt !!!

  8. Hill street bluesJanuary 20, 2012 10:42 pm

    The law, or statute as you would say, is that copper coins are only legal tender (in ordinary situations) up to a certain number of coins. This does not apply, as far as I know, at a bank.

  9. "Hill Street Blues" are you an ex-cop, or a lawyer from Snow Hill?

    Aaah, Snow Hill, the street of forty thieves :)

    There are only three laws that every man need live by, they are enshrined in the Magna Carta, do no harm to others, do no damage to their property, do not use mischief or fraud in your contracts....

    This is all that us mere mortals need to be contented and thrive :)


    LEGAL TENDER: All coins and currencies of the United States (including Federal Reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal Reserve banks and national banking associations), regardless of when coined or issued, are legal tender for all debts, public and private, taxes, duties, and dues.


  11. SHIT !!!

    I missed out "public charges" the most important part of the legislation in this instance!!!

    Christ it's late....


    LEGAL TENDER: All coins and currencies of the United States (including Federal Reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal Reserve banks and national banking associations), regardless of when coined or issued, are legal tender for all debts, public and private, public charges, taxes, duties, and dues.

    That's more like it :)

  13. Beano,Blues et al,

    we have been deceived by the 'ruling elite', they have schooled us to accept a crock of legal mumbo jumbo

    the irony turns out to be that this mumbo jumbo only applies to them and they can't step out of it

    they know we've rumbled them and they like it not one bit, they're sweating it now

    they may have the expensive educations but as this blog is showing,
    they can't cope with a couple of tradesmen who grew up on the streets and are willing to put the hard work in


  14. How very elloquently put young squirrel!!! LOL

  15. If you're paying in 1 or 2 pence pieces then it is legal tender up to a maximum of 20 pence.

    Decimal Currency (Jersey) Law 1971. Taken from UK coinage act.

  16. Again, statutes and enactments, not applicable to men and women....Only applicable to the legal fiction person by consent.

    1. As the recording proves, I did not consent.

  17. Also worthy of note is the fact that these "Public Servants" which is what they are, must know what the words in their own mandates mean!

    When they bullshit men and women, as in the recordings above, they are being grossly negligent which IS equaling to fraud, they are committing crimes.

    In the Hierarchy of common law, and life, they are below the status of men and women, they are "corporation" one small step up from slaves....Remember this when they try to bully you next or trying to gain authority over you :)

  18. Anon who left a comment that I haven't published, That is an allegation of fraud and I will require some proof of your claim before I publish