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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

"A Scilly Debate - Jersey Have Much More To Brag About"


"What Jersey Has More Of Than The Scilly Isles"

1. We have more child abusers
2. We have more rapists
3. We have more sex offenders
4. We have more corruption
5. We have more bent coppers
6. We have more dirty money
7. We have more cover ups
8. We have more bent lawyers
9. We have more half witted politicians
10. We have more alcoholics
11. We have more drug addicts
12. We have more drug dealers
13. We have more oppression
14. We have more Nazi traffic wardens
15. We have more corrupt judges
16. We have more suicides
17. We have more hospital blunders
18. We have more poorly paid nurses
19. We have more depressed people
20. We have more brown paper bags
21. We have more liars in office
22. We have more perjurious policemen
23. We have more friends at Whitehall
24. We have more excuses
25. We have more blind eyes

Anyone Care To Add Anything?

26. We have more feral children
27. We have more masking of suicide figures
28. We have more 500k first time buyer homes
29. We have the highest Doctors and Dentist fees in the UK
30. We have more poor education standards
31. We have more grown up children who still live at home, because they can't afford extortionate rents

32. We have the only newspaper that's not worth reading
33. We have the only judiciary that’s so conflicted that the right hand knows exactly what the left hand is doing

34. We have the only tooth fairy with multiple rows of baby teeth in its mouth
35. We have the only media group who would be the news if it actually reported the news

36. We have more political prisoners
 37. We have more obscenely overpaid civil servants
38. We have more expensive prices for food and essential items than most places in the UK
39. We have a far more attractive approach to our harbour (courtesy of the 'iconic' incinerator) than the Scilly Isles could ever have
40. We have far fewer visitors than we used to have, but more importantly we have far more of the finance sector

41. We have more people dependant on the Mental Health Service because no one did anything about the drug problem for years
42. We had a Minister who had a better batting average than an English Professional Cricketer

13 comments:

  1. 26. We have mnore feral children

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  2. We have 500k first time buyer homes.

    we have the highest Doctors and Dentist fees in the UK.

    We have poor education standards.

    We have grown up children who still live at home,because they can't afford extortionate rents.

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  3. CHRIST!!! This is going to be some list....

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  4. We have more political prisoners.

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  5. We have more obscenely overpaid civil servants.

    We have more expensive prices for food and essential items than most places in the UK.

    We have a far more attractive approach to our harbour courtesy of the 'iconic' incinerator than the Scilly Isles could ever have!

    We have far fewer visitors than we used to have, but more importantly we have far more of the finance sector.

    So.....let's all go to 'sunnier' Jersey?? With an impressive list of things going for it the Scilly Isles has to be no contest!!

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  6. We have more people dependant on the Mental Health Service because no one did anything about the the drug problem for years!

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  7. SORRY ANON, BUT YOUR NUMBER 33 IS WHOLLY UNFAIR TO MRS WALKER....sorry

    32. We have the onlt newspaper thats not worth reading.

    33....????

    34 We have the only judiciary that’s so conflicted that the right hand knows exactly what the left hand is doing.

    35. We have the only tooth fairy with multiple rows of baby teeth in its mouth.

    36. We have the only media group who would be the news if it actually reported the news.

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  8. We had a Minister who had a better batting average than an English Professional Cricketer!

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  9. What does number 20 mean?

    20. We have more brown paper bags?

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  10. Backhanders! Cash for favours! Bungs!

    It's like when your mate opens a pub and spends a fortune doing it up and cleaning it spotless. Then the Jersey health and safety inspector comes round and wants a lump sum of cash to pass the premises for opening.

    And thats only six months after he passed it when it was a dirty, filthy shithole!!!

    My friend then tells him that the only BACKHANDER he will be getting is a real one! So the inspector threatens not to pass the pub, but my pal tells him he took photo's of the pub when it was last passed.

    Then the inspector goes to the boss of the brewery and complains that he never got his wedge! So the brewery boss then gives my pal a bollocking for not paying him off!!!

    That kind of BROWN PAPER BAG :)

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  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L50rDK-G8-s&feature=player_embedded

    He He !!!

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  12. Jersey copies the Spanish Costas building style,

    Proof can be seen with the white sprawl of new buildings when coming past Portelet on the way to St. Helier Harbour.

    Anonymous.

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