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Thursday, 7 April 2011

"Pubs Open till 1am for Royal Wedding - but Witchfinder General, Le Marquand Not Happy"

"She should have had a glass of milk like good people?"

Pubs and bars in Jersey have been granted a late licence to celebrate the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

The extra two hours on both Friday 29th and Saturday 30th April will allow pubs across the island to stay open until 1am.

But not every politician was in favour of the late licence.

The Home Affairs Minister, Senator Ian Le Marquand, said too many alcohol related problems already existed in Jersey and an extension of drinking hours would only exacerbate the issue.

SO, The Witchfinder General is not happy that some people may just have the bloody audacity to enjoy themselves come the weekend of the Royal Wedding!!! Jesus Christ, how dare they??? Why isn't everybody drinking milk?
Perhaps Le Marquand can get this evil judgement overturned in time with his "Trusty Redacted 10% Wiltshire Report", hell, it works for everything else! No blaming Power or Harper this time though.

When Will The Lunatic Be Imprisoned?


  1. God - this man truly is an eeejit!

    Yes indeed alcohol related issues abound in Jersey. Perhaps he should be looking at the reasons why, most of which are probably a result of the government and it's policies which are making the ordinary person's every day life a misery.

    Get off your (high) horse and drink your milk Le Marquand!

  2. More like the Lord High Protector

  3. haha

    Yeah, got that one in a millisecond

  4. A bloody traitor.

  5. With the price of booze in the pubs these days, who could afford to stay till one o`clock, it is not as if it is a "fairy tale" wedding is it?.
    He has been sh-----g her for years!