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Wednesday, 13 April 2011

"Fluckin Bruddy Hell - They Swear On Cover-up TV!!!"

The Only Honest Reporting I Have Ever Heard From Cover-up TV




Shame she cannot pronounce W-anchor!
Especially as it's going out live

And they call us the serfs and Saxon scum

My thanks to Voice For Children for doing some more investigative journalism,
Oh, the irony of it all....

Rank-ine Amateurs

CTV apologises for Jess’s F-word in Channel Report


The moment when presenter Jess Dunsdon, left, used that word on air. It appears that rehearsal footage shot with co-presenter Mark McQuillan earlier that day found its way onto the CTV server and then on air.
The moment when presenter Jess Dunsdon, left, used that word on air. It appears that rehearsal footage shot with co-presenter Mark McQuillan earlier that day found its way onto the CTV server and then on air.

CHANNEL TELEVISION has apologised to viewers after presenter Jess Dunsdon was heard to use the F-word during yesterday’s edition of Channel Report.
CTV broadcast division managing director, Karen Rankine said the incident had resulted from a technical error and that footage from a rehearsal earlier in the day had inadvertently found its way into the live broadcast.
‘It was not a live moment in the programme,’ she said.
‘It was said in error in the studio and for some reason it found itself onto our server and into the broadcast
‘It’s regrettable and our presenters did apologise on air, but once it’s out, it’s out.
‘This was not something our presenters would ever do when they were live on air.’

16 comments:

  1. Ian.

    It is nothing short of an outrage that on prime-time television viewers, including children, should have to be subjected to such obscenity's and foul mouthed "accredited" "Journalists" using the F word. An absolute disgrace.

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  2. Was that "accredited" or "discredited"?

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  3. Anon

    I told you all before, NO PAEDOPHILE SPONSORING TROLLS ALLOWED ON HERE ANYMORE.

    NO fuckwits either, bye bye then!!! :)

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  4. Ha ha ha - but why was the person recording the news with a camera in the first place? Did they know something was going to happen?

    Ahh well, that's her ticket off rock then. She can go and meet up with the other ex-BeanoTV starlet who had that misfortune with a certain ladies personal massager...

    The Beano is not the Rag

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  5. What's all that about then?

    The Beano is not the Rag

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  6. IIRC back in '98??? the "story" was that a member of ChannelTV had to go to hospital with the afore mentioned device stuck in a sensitive area that is normally used for "one way traffic" ...
    She soon left our screens and subsequently I believe the Rock too.

    Too much time has passed so I am at a loss as to her name now. I am sure that there are some readers who will be able fill in the blanks.

    The Beano is not the Rag

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  7. hahaha, we do have some prize specimens in our Jersey media don't we!

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  8. The Beano is not the Rag, this video was shot from the front of a television so the episode must have gone out on air, unless it was a studio tv monitor.

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  9. ANON!!!

    You really expect me to publish THAT!!!

    You gotta be shittin me???

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  10. I swear it's the truth, you know me and I can name HIM Makes you laugh A?

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  11. Well, if you know me, then phone me and tell me who you are!

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  12. ANON!!!

    Thank you for the phone call, and yes, I do believe you now :)

    SO, here we go!!!

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  13. "Hi Ian,
    The Beano is not the Rag brought back memories of the other presenters 'predicament', which took minutes to circulate locally, but I personally heard one side of a call out to paramedics, involving a V I P sportsmans wife, it went something like this
    HQ -- 'Can you attend at (first and second names in full) DaDa DaDaDas house.

    Paras reply ---------------

    HQ -- 'His wife has got a chair leg stuck up her anus.'

    Paras reply ---------------

    HQ -- 'Well I DON'T KNOW how she got it up there, you'll have to find out when you get there.'

    I swear this was the truth, but never got to find out what happened to poor Mrs DaDaDa, but sounded like someone got a hole in one!"

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  14. For a long time I thought that Jess Dunston was a bit of posh tottie, I feel a proper dickhead now!.
    She is just like the rest of us.

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  15. For a time I thought Jess Dunston was a bit of posh tottie!, I feel a proper dickhead now, she is just like the rest of us.

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